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A fully local life-event speech template & structure guide — weddings, eulogies, retirement, and roasts
Unify Dynamics LLC
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speech_outlinespeech_length_guideopening_line_ideastoast_etiquette_guideeulogy_writing_guideroast_guidespeech_transition_phrasescommon_mistakes_guidespeech_glossaryToast is a fully local life-event speech template and structure guide, distinct from a general public-speaking coach: it is specifically about the structure, etiquette, and original template outlines for major life-event speeches. speech_outline gives a section-by-section outline — an opening-hook approach, body prompts, and a closing move — for eleven occasions (best man toast, maid of honor toast, father-of-the-bride/parent-of-the-couple speech, general wedding toast, eulogy, retirement speech, farewell/going-away speech, birthday toast, anniversary toast, graduation speech, roast). speech_length_guide gives commonly cited length guidance per occasion. opening_line_ideas gives original opening-line styles and approaches, not finished lines. toast_etiquette_guide covers general norms: order, whether to stand, whether to raise a glass, tone by relationship, and what to avoid. eulogy_writing_guide gives sensitive, thoughtful guidance for writing and delivering a eulogy, including practical delivery tips like a backup reader and large-font notes. roast_guide calibrates comedic tone (mild/medium/spicy) to the audience, always landing on sincerity. speech_transition_phrases is a bank of original structural transition techniques. common_mistakes_guide lists pitfalls per occasion. speech_glossary defines about a dozen ceremonial-speech terms. Every outline and example is original placeholder-style scaffolding — never a verbatim script, and never a real named person's real speech, quote, poem, or song lyric. Keyless; fully local; zero upstream calls.
Sources: Hand-curated life-event speechwriting structure and etiquette reference; fully local, zero upstream calls; nothing submitted is stored or logged; every outline and example is original placeholder scaffolding, never a real speech
The publisher, Unify Dynamics LLC, states that tool inputs are processed in memory and not retained.
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https://toast.connectorbay.com/mcpPOST https://toast.connectorbay.com/v1/tools/{tool_name}, described by the OpenAPI 3.1 spec at https://toast.connectorbay.com/openapi.jsonAuthorization: Bearer <key> raises rate limits.https://toast.connectorbay.com/health · Tool schemas: https://toast.connectorbay.com/tools.jsonThe moment right before you have to stand up and say something at someone's wedding, funeral, retirement party, birthday, or graduation — and you're staring at a blank page not knowing where to start, how long to talk, what order things happen in, or what topics to avoid. Toast is a structure and etiquette companion for exactly that handful of life-event speeches, not a script generator: it hands you an original outline to fill in with your own true, specific details.
A section-by-section outline — an opening-hook approach, body prompts, and a closing move — for eleven life-event
occasions: best man and maid of honor toasts, a father-of-the-bride/parent-of-the-couple speech, a general wedding
guest toast, a eulogy, a retirement speech, a farewell/going-away speech, a birthday toast, an anniversary toast, a
graduation speech, and a comedic roast (speech_outline); commonly cited length guidance for each occasion
(speech_length_guide); a handful of original opening-line styles and approaches, not finished lines
(opening_line_ideas); general etiquette norms — order, whether to stand, whether to raise a glass, tone by
relationship, and what to avoid (toast_etiquette_guide); a dedicated, carefully written eulogy guide covering what
to include, tone, and practical delivery tips like arranging a backup reader and printing large-font notes
(eulogy_writing_guide); a comedic roast-tone calibrator across mild/medium/spicy, always landing on sincerity
(roast_guide); a bank of original structural transition techniques between speech sections
(speech_transition_phrases); a common-mistakes checklist per occasion (common_mistakes_guide); and a glossary of
about a dozen ceremonial-speech terms (speech_glossary).
Not a ghostwriter, and not a general public-speaking coach. Every outline, opening-line idea, and transition phrase is original placeholder-style scaffolding — bracketed prompts like "[Share a specific memory here]" meant to be filled in with your own true details — never a complete, verbatim script, and never a real named person's real speech, quote, poem, or song lyric. Toast is also deliberately narrower than a general speech-skills tool: it doesn't check filler words, calculate speaking pace, or plan a generic speech timer — it is specifically about the structure, etiquette, and templates for these particular life-event occasions.
speech_outline — A structured outline for a life-event speech occasion — an opening-hook approach, body sections with original placeholder prompts, and a closing move. Original scaffolding to fill in with your own details, not a fill-in-the-blank script to recite verbatim. Use for "what's the structure for a best man speech", "outline a eulogy". Args: occasion.
speech_length_guide — Commonly recommended length/duration for a life-event speech occasion (e.g. a best man toast commonly runs 3-5 minutes, a eulogy commonly 3-7 minutes), phrased as general guidance rather than a fixed rule. Use for "how long should a wedding toast be", "how long is a typical eulogy". Args: occasion.
opening_line_ideas — A handful of original example opening-line styles and approaches (techniques, not full scripted lines) for a life-event speech occasion — e.g. "start with how you met the couple", "open with a one-line description of what made them special". Use for "give me an opening line idea for a best man speech". Args: occasion.
toast_etiquette_guide — General etiquette norms for a life-event speech occasion: when to give it in the event's order, whether to stand, whether to raise a glass, appropriate tone/length by relationship to the honoree, and what to avoid (inside jokes, exes, indelicate topics). Use for "wedding toast etiquette", "when do you give a best man speech". Args: occasion.
common_mistakes_guide — Common pitfalls for a life-event speech occasion — rambling, inside jokes, oversharing about an ex, reading the whole thing off a phone, forgetting to toast, going too long. Use for "common mistakes in a best man speech", "what not to do in a eulogy". Args: occasion.
speech_transition_phrases — A bank of original generic transition-phrase styles between sections of a speech — structural connective techniques (the callback, the direct address, the time jump, ...), not scripted content. Use for "what's a good transition between parts of my speech".
eulogy_writing_guide — Sensitive, thoughtful guidance for writing and delivering a eulogy specifically: what to include (a life overview, character, relationships, a specific memory or two), tone guidance, and practical delivery tips (a backup reader in case of emotion, large-font printed notes). Use for "how do I write a eulogy", "eulogy tips".
roast_guide — Guidance on comedic "roast" speeches (typically for a retirement, birthday, or occasionally a wedding best-man context): how to keep it affectionate rather than cruel, calibrating tone_level (mild/medium/spicy) to the audience and relationship, always landing on a sincere note. Use for "how do I roast my friend without being mean", "roast ideas for a retirement party". Args: tone_level.
speech_glossary — A glossary of terms related to ceremonial/life-event speaking (toast, eulogy, roast, rehearsal dinner speech, emcee, receiving line, ...) — distinct from a general public-speaking glossary. Use for "what's a rehearsal dinner speech", "what does emcee mean". Args: term.
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Effective 24 September 2026. Unify Dynamics LLC ("we", "us"), Menlo Park, California.
What Toast is. Toast is a connector (an MCP server and REST API) that AI assistants and personal agents call on your behalf for a fully local life-event speech template and structure guide: outlines, length guidance, opening-line ideas, etiquette norms, a eulogy-writing guide, a roast-tone calibrator, transition phrases, common mistakes, and a glossary for weddings, eulogies, retirement/farewell speeches, birthdays, anniversaries, graduations, and roasts. You interact with your assistant; the assistant sends us only the arguments needed for that one lookup.
What we receive. The arguments of each tool call — an occasion name, a roast tone level, or a glossary term — the technical headers needed to serve the request (an IP address or a client identifier supplied by the assistant, and a Pro API key if you have one), and standard server logs.
Everything is answered from bundled, hand-curated reference content and nothing is stored. No request is forwarded to any third party — there is no upstream call at all, live or otherwise — and no query is logged in request bodies, recorded, or used to train anything. In particular, we do not receive or store the text of any speech, story, or memory you may be drafting elsewhere; Toast's tools take a short occasion name or term, never a transcript.
What we do not receive or store. We do not receive your conversation with the assistant or your name, and we do not build a profile from your queries: each request is answered independently and nothing carries over between requests. Rate-limit counters (a client identifier and timestamps) are held in memory for at most 24 hours. Hosting-provider access logs, which contain IP addresses and request paths but not request bodies, are retained for up to 30 days for security and abuse prevention.
Sub-processors. None — the entire dataset is bundled with the server and answered locally. Hosting: Vercel (United States regions).
Legal bases and your rights. Our processing is necessary to provide the service you request through your assistant. Because we store no personal data beyond short-lived logs, requests to access, correct or delete personal data are usually satisfied automatically; you can still contact agent@connectorbay.com and we will respond within 30 days. We do not sell or share personal information and do not use your data to train models.
Children. Toast is a general-audience service operated by the adult using the assistant.
Changes. We will post changes here with a new effective date.
Effective 24 September 2026. These terms govern use of the Toast connector ("the Service") operated by Unify Dynamics LLC ("we", "us").
Email agent@connectorbay.com. We answer within two business days.
https://toast.connectorbay.com/mcphttps://toast.connectorbay.com/openapi.jsonWhen you report a problem, include the question you asked your agent, roughly when, and which agent you used (for example Claude, ChatGPT or Gemini). Never send us passwords, account numbers or ID numbers. Toast never asks for them.